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Harriet Brown

'When the doorbell rings at three in the morning, it’s never good news' – Anthony Horowitz's greatest quotes ever

Anthony Horowitz in his office in central London
If only we could see what’s written on that note pad... Photograph: Mike Lawn/REX Shutterstock

When the doorbell rings at three in the morning, it’s never good news. – Stormbreaker

He had followed a trail left by a dead man. It was only now that he realised it might lead only to a grave. – Stormbreaker

Show Holmes a drop of water and he would deduce the existence of the Atlantic. Show it to me and I would look for a tap. – The House of Silk

Statues lined the stairs and stood, dotted across the roof. But they had been brutalised by time and the weather. Some were missing arms. Many had no faces. Once they had been saints and angels. Two hundred years standing in London had turned them into cripples. – Scorpia

He had tattooed all the names of the men he had killed on his body… unfortunately, he had run out of room. – Scorpia Rising

All that sadness. All that anger. It is the smoke that blows in your eyes. If you do not blow it away how can you hope to see? – Russian Roulette

We live in an age where there is no room for the impossible. – Raven’s Gate

If they find me, they will kill me. But my life is not in question here. You are all that matters. – Necropolis

I had received an answer to the question Holmes had put to me. Now all I needed to know was why I asked it. – The House of Silk

Childhood, after all, is the first precious coin that poverty steals from a child. – The House of Silk

‘There’s a name for people who are interested in the moon.’ said Alex. ‘They’re called lunatics.’ – Crocodile Tears

What are your favourite Anthony Horowitz quotes? Tell us on Twitter @GdnChildrensBks or by email to childrens.books@theguardian.com and we’ll add them to this list.

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