A 6ft snake: yes, honestly. It just didn’t fit into Mummy’s Fiat 500 Photograph: Wild Images Ltd/Getty ImagesA pole dancing pole: bought as preparation for a holiday job, perhapsPhotograph: Rex FeaturesLife-size skeleton: actually worth about £150, if you believe The Apprentice crowdPhotograph: Stockdisc/Getty
A pair of budgies Photograph: David LeveneGiant white pet rabbit Photograph: O Lassen/Corbis10ft inflatable outdoor pool filled with water: left behind by the wettest student in halls, obviouslyPhotograph: Denis Closon/Rex FeaturesFrozen chicken feet: food for the 6ft snake? Photograph: Chung Sung-Jun/Getty ImagesA whip and a copy of the Karma Sutra: par for the course, surely; less useful though chez Ma and PaPhotograph: Sipa Press/Rex Features, David LeveneScuba diving suit with air tank and flippers: so hilarious for the fancy dress ball, but less so the morning after with only a wheelie suitcase to pack Photograph: Ulrik Tofte/Getty ImagesFull-size air hockey table: definitely the sexiest item on the list. Can EducationGuardian have this please? Photograph: Jimmy Collins/Corbis
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