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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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What's in Katy Perry's hand today?

Katy Perry holding Paul McCartney's head

It's the end of a hard week's work picking up various objects. But today Katy has only gone and found Paul McCartney's missing waxwork head! We were about to congratulate her on this act of citizenship until we remembered that his head had already been found by a homeless man. Which means she's stolen this from him, depriving him of a generous reward - and all for a stupid running blog joke! What a terrible influence on our young.

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