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Monkey

What is Monkey thinking?

Exciting news for fans of balls of the crystal variety. AOL UK has teamed up with Russell Grant to launch a new and enhanced horoscope channel. Woo-hoo! Even better, a new service called Ask The Psychic via which readers can email "even the most personal questions to the site's team of psychics for a bespoke answer". To which the obvious first question is: "What is going to be my second question?" Monkey imagines they never tire of that sort of gag - perk of the psychic's job, innit?

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