July 22--"Jurassic World" had many memorable moments, but one of the most talked-about happened throughout the film: Bryce Dallas Howard's character Claire running from danger with high-heeled shoes on.
She treks through the forest, shoots flying dinosaurs (saving Chris Pratt's Owen), and even runs very capably away from the Indominous Rex and classic Tyrannosaurus Rex. It was such an indelible moment that it needs a parody, and XVP Comedy is only so happy to oblige. Behold the fictional "Jurassic Park" High Heels Edition box set.
The comedy group has cut together a trailer on Youtube featuring many of the beloved characters from the franchise wearing high-heeled shoes.
Including (but not limited to) Laura Dern's Dr. Ellie Sattler, Jeff Goldblum's Dr. Ian Malcolm, Richard Attenborough's John Hammond and everyone's favorite ancient mosquito in amber. Everybody gets a pair of heels, even the dinosaurs. However Goldblum's knee-high bright red boots get particularly high marks, as do the sound effects for each set of clacking pair of heels.
It's kind of like when the agents in "E.T." were digitally given walkie-talkies instead of guns in later DVD editions -- except without the overwhelming backlash from fans. Oh, Spielberg. If only this DVD box set were real because the promo line, "Footwear sixty five million years in the making" is a new classic.
According to their Youtube profile, XVP Comedy hails from Chicago and are "devoted to making funny and high-quality videos!"
