Behold, the most exciting thing to happen to equestrian wear since Lady Godiva snubbed the entire industry. This week sees the launch of KP Equestrian, a new range of clothing and accessories for you and the horse in your life, created by none other than Nietzschean superwoman Jordan (real name Katie Price).
"There's something here for everyone," madam decrees. "It's fashionable and stylish, but functional and wearable."
There's so much to adore about the venture that it would be impossible to distil here, though special mention of the pink hoof-varnish must clearly be made. Frankly, there is nothing - nothing - this force of nature can't turn her hand to, and the sooner we deploy her to broker peace in Afghanistan (cf Law), the sooner we can all start booking luxury city-breaks to Kabul.
