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What do you want to do with your life?

7 people want to "fuck Britney Spears". 12 people want to "spend more time underwater". 19 people want to "write a science fiction novel". 29 people want to "get a life". 210 people want to "get a girl friend". 633 people want to "stop wasting time". 1121 people want to "be happy".

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