It’s Father’s Day and as much as the socks, mugs and chocolates are always appreciated, what every funny dad secretly craves is a much-coveted place in the Dad Jokes Hall of Fame!
So together with DaddiLife, and their new book – A Dad Joke A Day, we’ve taken 11 of the best jokes from the book that’ll arm the dad in your family with enough to keep the laughter (and probably some groans too!) going for the day and beyond.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern...
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Sir Render!
What do you give to a sick lemon?
Lemon Aid!
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
What do cats wear to bed?
Paw-jamas.
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.
What did one hat say to the other?
“Stay here; I’m going on ahead.”
What happened after the shark got famous?
He became a starfish.
Can February March?
No, but April May!
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
A Dad Joke A Day is available to buy for £7.99 on Amazon. Got a dad joke of your own? Share it with us in the coments below!
