What a job

Wired News meets the people who make sound effects for new computer games. "Trying to create the sound of a walking 8-foot computer-generated alien, Foreman had pulled up his shorts and had been prancing on a sand-covered concrete slab in what looked like a slow-motion chicken dance. While the gravel-crunching sounded about right, something would have to be done about the faint scraping sound emanating from the friction of [his] pants." That's the American definition of "pants", UK readers.