'We're the best' [at mislaying cash]

French bank Société Générale may want to rewrite its Facebook entry following the revelation that one of its traders cost it £3.7bn in the biggest fraud in history. The entry states that it wants to "be the best at what we do", which it certainly is when it comes to mislaying cash. It goes on to say that it "secure[s] the confidence of new customers and recruiting new staff" which Monkey guesses might be pushing it right now, although it probably has a gap for a new trader.