We're a work of genius, trumpets Telegraph

The front page of the Daily Telegraph is a "work of genius", reports a story on the front page of, er, the Daily Telegraph. A study from Manchester University described it as a thing of beauty, with its findings only slightly spoiled by the fact they looked at a front page from more than two years ago. Still, these studies take time. The Telegraph is so impressed it devotes a leader item to it. "Did you know that every time you recycle this newspaper, you are losing a priceless work of art?"