We all spend way too much time scrolling online, mindlessly clicking from one tab to the next. And sometimes, just sometimes, you stumble upon something so utterly bizarre, so niche, so hilariously specific, that it stops you in your tracks. It's like finding a hidden treasure in the wild west of the internet shopping landscape.
We've been doing some deep dives (read: procrastinating) and rounded up some of the funniest, weirdest, and most delightful products that might just make you snort-laugh. From questionable office decor to creature comforts you didn't realize were missing from your life, get ready for a journey into the wonderful world of internet impulse buys.
#1 A Donald Trump Toilet Roll Is As Thick As They Get
Review: "We love it. We use it everything he says something stupid. I hope they start stocking this product in bulk, I have a feeling we are going to need more of it." - brandan
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#2 Redirect That Nervous Energy To This Very Specific Hair Plucking Fidget Toy Instead Of Your Eyebrows
Review: "This is both fun and useful. It keeps my daughter from picking at her skin. It’s durable and lasting a long time" - Noel Roma
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#3 If You Thought Spelling 'Pterodactyl' Was Hard Wait Until You Try Reading Aloud From P Is For Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever
Review: "I like the images, the book is both clever & funny, and it will amuse everybody in the room, not just the little peeps." - Mary Rehberg
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#4 Finally A Greeting Card That Truly Captures The Essence Of Your Spirit. Introducing The Streamer Farting Cat Pop-Up Card
Review: "Grandson really liked the card very high-quality worth every penny would recommend." - Don Simmons
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#5 Add A Touch Of Playful Absurdity To Your Living Space With This Pooping Balloon Dog Statue
Review: "These are to cute and the perfect smaller size to add to your decor for a “fun find” when you have people over. Receive many compliments and giggles when they are spotted !" - Malish
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#6 Your Feet Will Be The Life Of The Party In These Funny Animal Paw Socks - Get Ready For Compliments And Questions About Where You Got Them
Review: "These socks were hilarious! The kids loved them as their gift! They wore them on their arms and legs and ran around like animals all night! They were the perfect holiday party gift!" - Ziggy
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#7 The People Of Walmart Adult Coloring Book Is The Hilarious (And Slightly Judgmental) Way To Unwind And Unleash Your Creativity While Marveling At The Fashion Choices (Or Lack Thereof) Of Your Fellow Shoppers
Review: "This coloring book is hilarious, if you've been to walmart, you should know what to expect from this coloring book HAHAHA! bellys hanging out, and plumber cracks, its got something for the whole family !" - Deb mis
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See? We told you things were gonna get weird. It's amazing the problems people invent just so they can create a product to solve them. Are you starting to feel the inexplicable urge to add some of this stuff to your cart yet? Because same.
#8 A Squirrel Feeder Unicorn Head Isn't Just A Feeder, It's A Magical Transformation Station, Turning Ordinary Squirrels Into Majestic Unicorn-Squirrels Right Before Your Eyes
Review: "Ok, this is hilarious. We have a large family of grey squirrels, they were always getting into the bird feeders but we enjoy watching them. This product makes it even better to watch the squirrels in the feeder." - Michael
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#9 A Personalized Life Size Cardboard Cutout Is The Ultimate Prankster's Prop, Guaranteed To Surprise (And Maybe Even Slightly Terrify) Your Friends And Family
Review: "The finished product was fantastic. The company even contacted me to make sure it was exactly how I wanted it. I would highly recommend them and will buy from them again!!" - Steve
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#10 This Belly Waist Bag Is The Hands-Free Fashion Statement That Says "I'm Ready For Adventure, And I've Got Snacks!"
Review: "Bought it for a joke birthday present, he loved it and put it on immediately!! Lots of laughs 🖤 but on serious note it is very well made!" - Dena Fields
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#11 Passive Aggressive Office Decor Just Got An Upgrade With A Funny Desk Sign Showing Your Answer Rate
Review: "The size was great and so is the price. The sign itself is humorous." - Leann
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#12 Who Needs A Weighted Blanket When You Have A Chubby Seal Pillow Ready For Hibernation Season?
Review: "I love him. Like all things in life he has imperfections but that’s what makes him him. He is very cute very soft. He did come in a vacuum sealed bag but I personally don’t have a problem with that because why waste resources with a bigger bag when he can fit in a small one just fine? To fluff him up i threw him in the drier for 15 mins. bam. good as new. love it. only bad is he’s tiny but I’m ok with that. He is loved in this home even with his uneven facial features." - kaitlyn
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#13 Feeling Like Tearing Your Hair Out? Try Tearing A Stretchy Gorilla Instead, It's Much More Satisfying
Review: "The monkey is heavy and moldable due to the sand like filling. No rips or tears in the rubber and he is fun to play with! Very good monkey." - Alyna
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#14 Who Needs A Dog When You Can Be The Dog? This Dog Head Mask Is The Perfect Way To Embrace Your Furry Alter Ego
Review: "I bought this mask to see what my German shepherd would do if I wore it. She went NUTS. It was absolutely hilarious. It is a well made mask and looks great on." - Patchouli1971
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Okay, maybe some of these are slightly less 'essential' than others. But aren't those often the best kinds of purchases? The ones that serve no real purpose other than to bring a tiny spark of joy (or confused amusement) into your day? Let's keep going down this rabbit hole, shall we?
#15 When The Stress Is Too Real And Only A Dramatic Bleat Will Do Just Press The Screaming Goat Button
Review: "This was one of the gifts to my boss for boss's day. We push the button every time we make a sale to give recognition to our sales managers. I also enjoy using this when we get spam calls or persistent telemarketers, it is great for lots of laughs and is SUPER loud!!" - J. Polk
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#16 Serving Soldier Eggs Just Got Way More Epic With This Little Armored Knight Egg Cup Standing Guard
Review: "This novelty serving piece for hard boiled eggs is super cute and comes with a small white paper "egg" for display if you buy it as a gift. Great find!" - Antonia P
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#17 Your Hands Will Feel Pawsitively Dry And You'll Giggle Every Time You Reach For These Cat Hand Towels
Review: "Better than I expected. Love them!" - Ashleigh Rogers
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#18 Who Needs Therapy When You Have 500 Googly Eyes? Stick Them On Everything And Watch Your Stress Melt Away
Review: "I will keep buying these again and again and again… They come in many sizes and have an adhesive back. These things will stick on literally anything. Oh… and yes… Everything is funny with googly eyes on it. Trust me on this one. lol" - Amazon Frequent Flyer
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#19 This Green Frog Sleep Mask Isn't Just For Blocking Out Light; It's A First-Class Ticket To Dreamland, With A Quirky, Comfy Design That'll Have You Feeling Like You're Napping On A Lily Pad
Review: "Super soft on both sides. Stays on your eyes. I love my sleep mask. I started sleeping with one & never stopped. Helps me to fall asleep & stay asleep in the morning. 5 stars ⭐️" - Kayla
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#20 Skip The Gym And Still Look Like You Lift When You Strap On A Sexy Six-Pack Apron Before Hitting The Grill
Review: "Funny gift, good laughs. Quality ok." - Eva
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#21 My Ears Are Trying To Signal The Mothership And Looking Cute Doing It Thanks To These UFO Earrings
Review: "I bought these as a gift for someone who likes funky earrings. They are super cute. The beam of light is translucent neon yellow plastic. They are very lightweight and will not weigh your ears down." - Amazon Customer
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