We are the champions

And now, the classified football results. Well, not exactly, but a footie quiz hosted earlier this week to celebrate the launch of www.footballsuperstars.com, "the world's first, free-to-play, virtual football world", it says here. Hosted by none other than BBC Radio 5 Live's Mark "Pougy" Pougatch, the quiz was won by [drum roll please]… the Guardian sports team, with the good people of Web User picking up the wooden spoon, one place behind the Daily Mail. Spare a thought for Football Punk, who were neck-and-neck with the Guardian going into the final round, but ended up in third place. Special mention to Sky Sports' Marcus Buckland, who found a sheet of paper with all the answers on it after a careless chap left it in the toilets. And handed it in. What honesty, what integrity - what a shame Sky Sports finished in sixth place.