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Anthony Rizzuti

Watch: Panthers players react to painfully bad dad jokes

What did the Panther say to the bad dad joke? Me-ouch.

*cringes*

Well, the Carolina Panthers social media team, perhaps the most hip crowd of any such group in any of the major sports, went full cornball mode during training camp and offered up their players some of the worst dad jokes known to man. Here were the results:

Oof.

Well, at least some of the guys were genuinely entertained . . . or at least acted nice and pretended to be. (We’re looking at you Donte Jackson, Jeremy Chinn and Sam Darnold.)

Hey, ya know what? While we’re here, let’s try out some new material, shall we?

What did the Panthers head coach say to the assistant who wouldn’t listen to him? You’re over-Rhuled!

How did Christian McCaffrey get home after his car broke down? By running back.

Why does Sir Purr try to avoid Robby Anderson? Because he can’t bear to see him.

* . . . looks on hopelessly for approval*

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