Former NFL quarterback Jay Cutler has a new passion. The ex-Denver Bronco, Chicago Bear, and Miami Dolphin is after a serial killer.
Of chickens. And he will pull out all the stops to end this fowl play.
Cutler took to Instagram to pitch his story. Apparently, some of the chickens are missing. And he is after the perpetrator who has come to roost.
“We’ve got a chicken serial killer on the loose,” Cutler said. “We’ve lost quite a few. Tonight, we’re gonna set up a trail camera to see if it’s a coyote, bobcat or raccoon. It could be anything. I’m not sure.
“But enough is enough. These ladies are a little edgy right now. We’ve got to figure things out. There is one other possibility. It could be an inside job.”
The camera pans to a cat, Thelma, who Cutler says is a savage with loose morals.
It has been a rough day in the wild world of animals for Bears.
Haha Clinton-Dix had a run-in — actually a run away — from a couple of Bears, too.
