Walk on the weird side

This model is a dead ringer for Angelica Huston. And as for her Lorenzo Riva outfit ... is this what an Abba-loving matador might wear to a party at the pearly gates? Photograph: Alberto Pellaschiar/AP

URGH!! There's no-one attached to this hair Photograph: Damien Mayer/AFP

Timmy Mallet gets a bit excited at all the fairground fun backstage at Romeo Gigli Photograph: Rex Features

Testing on models is not big and it's not clever. What a hideous growth Photograph: Filippo Monteforte/AFP

Most women in Milan dress like the one in the background. And then, there's Anna Piaggi Photograph: Stefania D'Alessandro/Getty

Jackson Pollock is let loose backstage at Frankie Morello Photograph: Filippo Monteforte/AFP

Or are the models having a mudfight? Photograph: Filippo Monteforte/AFP

Isabella Blow would have loved this Blumarine number, but few of us can carry off millinery that doubles as eyewear Photograph: Alessandro Garofalo/Reuters

What's with the over-accessorising at D&G? At least with this napkin tucked under her chin, she's able to eat on the run Photograph: Alberto Pellaschiar/AP

And now for my next trick: I will squeeze a model inside a giant Mr Kipling apple pie case Photograph: Alberto Pellaschiar/AP

Gianfranco Ferre's 'Waitress lost in space' look is not really doing it for us. Especially not when the hang of the material results in decidedly non-gravity-defying boobs Photograph: Christophe Simon/AFP

"I wonder what would happen if I added battery packs to the shoes ..." thought a spaced-out Gianfranco Ferre Photograph: Christophe Simon/AFP

If you ask us, there's no point to this outfit unless you have a frog on a leash following you and your lily pad down the catwalk. This oddity comes courtesy of Seduzioni Diamonds Photograph: Luca Bruno/AP

We love this dog Photograph: Christophe Simon/AFP

Why get Juliette Lewis to model your clothes if she makes it so obvious she hates them? Mind you, we can see why Photograph: Rex Features

She wasn't the only model to tumble off the frankly unfair socks and heels combo at Prada, but at least she had a helping hand back up Photograph: Rex Features

If you get bored of the fashion, try losing yourself in the shadowplay. We can see that the one on the floor is of the model. But what about the one between her legs? Photograph: Giulio Di Mauro/EPA