Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, you get a smack in the chops from a professional surfer dude. That’s what happened to a shark who popped up next to Mick Fanning in the sea off South Africa during a pro-surfing event – thankfully, the Australian’s quick reactions drove the panicked predator away.
Speaking of predators, there’s a new film about the Krays set for release (I mean no disrespect by that should any East End villainous types happene to be reading, it’s just a handy segue, straight up, guv). Legend stars Tom Hardy, who will play both Reggie and Ronnie in a “classic crime thriller”.
Straight out of the People Have Far Too Much Time On Their Hands department, here’s a tall chap, getting inside a giant water-balloon. No idea why.
Another from the PHFTMTOTH (Fuf-tum-toth, if you want to say it out loud) department – Miss Piggy sings Rihanna’s BBHMM. We have no idea what that acronym stands for, so suggestions below would be much appreciated.
Also this week: Corrie’s Liz McDonald gets shocked by a sign-language man; Magicians hijack a (fake) Sky News report outside parliament; Uncle Sepp is in the money; the latest trailer for Spectre; glacier cyclists who must have ice in their veins; and a rather clever Twitter slant on Tainted Love.
1. Shark Attacks Mick Fanning at J-Bay Open
Fins ain’t what they used to be
2. Legend - new official trailer
Trouble drouble
3. 6ft Man in 6ft Giant Water Balloon - 4K - The Slow Mo Guys
Bursting some moves
4. Miss Piggy Sings Rihanna’s “BBHMM”: “Vulture Remix” Episode 4
There’s snout wrong with this clip
5. Liz McDonald is scared of the sign language man
So good, it’s almost Corrie-ographed
6. Magicians Young & Strange Hijack Sky News
Boxing clever
7. Sepp Blatter Has Money Thrown At Him By Lee Nelson
It’s Raining Yen … OK … dollars. Gimme this pun, folks.
8. Spectre – official trailer
Double-O heaven
9. Megavalanche Glacier Carnage - Polygon UR
Front of the queue when nerves were handed out … at the back when it was brains?
10. Tweeted Love
Whoever put this together must be nuts about Marc Almond
