Urban review: N-Dubz, Uncle B

N-Dubz are like So Solid Juniors - three youngsters with lyrics so tame they've been allowed to play UK secondary schools. So either you can whinge that UK urban music is a sanitised version of its former glories, or you can accept this for what it is: a slickly produced party album rammed with massive choruses destined to be ringtones and lyrics so (unintentionally) hilarious they'll keep you laughing on the fifth play. N-Dubz's inadvertent satire of adolescent attitudes is far more astute than Vicky Pollard's. Shame they take themselves so seriously.