Unrealistic waxworks from Madame Tussauds Hollywood

A perfectly passable wax representation of Michael Jackson, which was unveiled at Madame Tussauds in Hollywood yesterday, two days before what would have been his 51st birthday Photograph: Gabriel Bouys/AFP/Getty Images

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, Hollywood's most beautiful couple, become Spitting Image puppets Photograph: Gabriel Bouys/AFP/Getty Images

James Dean was infinitely more handsome than this travesty of a waxwork Photograph: Gabriel Bouys/AFP/Getty Images

Poor Uma Thurman - this could be anyone in a blond wig and a yellow tracksuit. Did they actually watch Kill Bill? Photograph: Gabriel Bouys/AFP/Getty Images

It's Will Smith, but painfully thin. We must have missed his Atkins period Photograph: Gabriel Bouys/AFP/Getty Images

Another slimmed-down celeb! Jennifer Lopez on the red carpet Photograph: Gabriel Bouys/AFP/Getty Images

Daniel Craig: licence to blend into the furniture Photograph: Gabriel Bouys/AFP/Getty Images

We know Halle Berry has a great cleavage, but we don't think it's quite so out of proportion to the rest of her body as her waxwork suggests Photograph: Gabriel Bouys/AFP/Getty Images

Never mind Elton John, this doesn't even look like a bad Elton John lookalike Photograph: Gabriel Bouys/AFP/Getty Images

If Robert De Niro ever looked like this, we're too young to remember it Photograph: Gabriel Bouys/AFP/Getty Images