No post-match interviews, with the television stations haring off to other matches. But never mind that anyway, because Louise Taylor’s match report is in. And here it is! Thanks for reading this MBM.
That was a seriously impressive performance by Newcastle United. Nick Woltemade opened the scoring with a flick so cute Uefa couldn’t confirm he’d scored it for ten minutes; the Toon Army historically love a striker, and the big man’s already won them over. Anthony Elanga was another seriously impressive new-boy. But man of the match was surely Anthony Gordon, who converted two penalties and was the relentless beating heart of most of what Newcastle did well. And they did a lot very well. A good evening at the office for Eddie Howe’s side, who get their Champions League totaliser turning, and put on a confident show that should get their Premier League campaign back on track sooner rather than later. Nottingham Forest next in the league, Benfica next in the European Cup, both at home. The season starts here!
FULL TIME: Union Saint-Gilloise 0-4 Newcastle United
Newcastle put their first three Champions League points up on the board … and in some style! It’s their biggest-ever victory in the tournament proper.
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90 min +3: Boufal has the opportunity for another whack from long range, but holds onto the ball too long and is eventually dispossessed.
90 min +2: Patris crosses from the right. Giger tries to back-flick home from ten yards, but no Woltemade he. Pope gathers without fuss.
90 min +1: The first minute of four added passes by without incident. “Gotta admit that Gordon has been central to most of the best things we’ve done tonight,” writes Chris Paraskevas. “I give him flak for his disciplinary record but he’s consistently good for us in Europe. Sometimes I think he’s better suited to the different pace of the continental game, than the EPL? He loves checking back in, dropping into deeper pockets of space and working over defenders. Also seems to be an excellent tactical thinker (when he’s not getting sent off).”
90 min: Hall one-twos with Barnes down the left. He cuts back for Tonali, whose first-time flipper-whip would sail into the top-left corner were it not for Scherpen’s reaction save. Nothing comes of the resulting corner.
88 min: USG’s search for that consolation looks futile. Newcastle pass it around the back as the clock runs down.
86 min: USG probe in the hope of a consolation. Niang makes good down the left but his eventual cross flies over everyone’s head.
84 min: That’s Trippier’s last act of the evening. He’s replaced by Schar. When the game restarts, Gordon goes on an electric run down the left and crosses, but there’s nobody there to tap home. Gordon has been excellent tonight.
83 min: A simple long pass down the right nearly undoes Newcastle. Patris races after it and bundles a bouncing ball across the face of goal. Nobody in black and white reacts, until Trippier finally turns up and pings behind for a corner, before anyone in yellow can catch up. Nothing comes of the set piece.
GOAL! USG 0-4 Newcastle (Barnes 81)
… Gordon robs Boufal on the edge of the box. He sets his side off on the counter. Osula powers down the middle before rolling an exquisitely weighted ball down the inside-left channel for Barnes, who opens his body and flicks over Scherpen into the bottom left. What a glorious counter-attack!
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80 min: Boufal finds himself in a large pocket of space, centrally, 25 yards out. He creams a shot towards the bottom-left corner, but Pope tips around the post with strong hands. And from the corner …
79 min: Nothing comes of the corner.
78 min: Barnes jinks in from the right and offloads to Gordon, who finds him with a cute return down the channel. Barnes enters the box and wins a corner, but before it can be taken, Patris comes on for Khalaili.
76 min: Gordon slips Hall into space down the left. Hall’s got Barnes in acres on the edge of the box, coming in from the right, but doesn’t spot him. He tries to return the ball to Gordon on the overlap and the move is rendered jiggered.
74 min: Boufal, formerly of Southampton, comes on for Rodriguez.
73 min: A triple sub by Newcastle. Woltemade, Elanga and Guimarães are replaced by Barnes, Hall and Osula. Woltemade has clearly announced himself as the Toon Army’s new hero, but Elanga impressed tonight as well. He’s in too, you’d think.
72 min: Now it’s Newcastle’s turn to stroke it around patiently. But the clock is their friend.
70 min: … and so having said that, Ait El Hadj advances down the inside-left channel and nearly whistles a curler into the top-right corner. Just over, and Pope probably had it covered. But still. It’s something.
69 min: USG ping it around the back comfortably enough, but then they’re three goals down, and Newcastle are quite happy to let them do it. They’re going nowhere.
67 min: USG make a double change. Rasmussen and Skyes come on for Mac Allister and Van De Perre. Not a great week in the Champions League for the Mac Allister clan. Skyes, formerly of Accrington Stanley and Southport, grew up as a Newcastle supporter.
66 min: Newcastle have been excellent tonight. The scoreline genuinely doesn’t flatter them. This is the sort of performance that will kick-start their season. “While my natural inclination as a Stuttgart fan is to cheer anything that makes Bayern Munich unhappy, I can’t help but feel sad,” writes Kári Tulinius. “The last couple of seasons have been the best the Boys from Cannstatt have had in over a decade. First we lost Guirassy, and then Woltemade. Newcastle have an absolute gem, damn them.”
GOAL! USG 0-3 Newcastle (Gordon 64 pen)
Gordon goes the same way, to the right. Scherpen guesses correctly, but Gordon has tucked it away into the bottom corner. What a dispatch! What a cross that earned the spot kick, as well.
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Penalty for Newcastle!
63 min: Gordon’s cross reared up and hit Leysen on the arm as the defender was grappling with Woltemade, so the referee points to the spot.
62 min: Gordon crosses long from the left. Leysen hooks clear, but Woltemade claims a penalty. Play goes on, but eventually the referee stops it, and goes over to the monitor. A decision to be made here.
60 min: USG are racking up the bookings. Giger becomes yellow card number four for the hosts, as he slides into Tonali late.
59 min: Joelinton, who has taken a couple of knocks tonight, but hopefully nothing serious, is replaced by Miley. He doesn’t look in too much discomfort as he walks off.
58 min: Tonali swings it to the far stick, and that’s the easiest of claims for Scherpen in the USG goal. Not sure if that was intended as a cross or shot towards the top-right corner.
57 min: Mac Allister is booked for cynically skittling Gordon out on the left. A free kick in a dangerous area. Tonali to take.
56 min: Khalaili spins Burn with ease down the right. He’s eventually crowded off the ball, but USG are clearly targeting Burn here. Khalaili has seen a lot of the ball since the restart.
54 min: … and indeed he is. When the game restarts, Zorgane tries to find Khalaili down the right, but overcooks the pass, and Burn can shepherd the ball out for a goal kick.
53 min: Guimarães is back up. He’d taken a whack on the foot in a 50-50 with Van De Perre. Looks like he’ll be fine to continue.
52 min: Guimaraes is down and requires some treatment. On comes the physio.
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51 min: Burgess is booked for cynically taking down an in-flight Elanga from behind.
50 min: … and they’re getting close again. Niang dribbles into the Toon box from the left and lashes a firm shot that pings off Pope’s chest. Then Zorgane has another of his long-distance digs. Pope behind this one too.
48 min: A long pass down the inside-right channel releases Khalaili, who chests down to get ahead of Burn. He flips a shot across Pope and inches wide of the left-hand post. Newcastle have clearly been told to get the match-clinching third, but there’s a reminder that one for USG would put a very different spin on events.
47 min: Woltemade is a force of nature. He eases Burgess out of the way on the edge of the USG D, and rolls a pass wide for Elanga, who doesn’t bother shooting because the whistle’s gone. A really soft free kick for Woltemade’s shove on Burgess, who went down easily.
46 min: Newcastle nearly make it three within 57 seconds of the restart. Woltemade sashays his way into space and flicks Elanga free down the right. Elanga enters the box and lashes a low drive that’s well parried by Scherpen.
USG get the second half underway. They’ve swapped out David for Giger.
Half-time postbag. “I think Eddie Howe has already won the most important European trophy this season: Pissing Off Bayern Munich. The fact that German football’s oldest bastion of morality is in such a twist over the Woltemade signing is absolutely delicious. I really hope he bags a hat-trick tonight because Karl-Heinz Rummenigge might actually spontaneously combust” – Chris Paraskevas
“Clearly Joelinton forgot he isn’t playing in the Premier League. He was holding up his index finger as if to say: ‘Hang on, back in England I’m allowed at least one studs-up, shin-raking challenge before I even get a talking-to’ ” – John Cashman
“Breaking News: Bayern Munich board call crisis meeting regarding Uefa’s decision on Woltemade goal. Press release imminent” – Chris Paraskevas
“Major half-time talking point beginning with V, but not VAR. Good to see an old-fashioned Vic [Chambaere] on the USG bench; it seems to have gone out of the English game. Where are the Buckinghams and Haloms of yesteryear? Maybe, like long throws, Vics are due a come back” – Richard Hirst (who left off his list perhaps the greatest Vic of them all, Guthrie, Melchester Rovers’ badboy defender from the early 80s. For shame, Hirst, for shame)
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HALF TIME: Union Saint-Gilloise 0-2 Newcastle United
It’s been easy for Newcastle so far, who have a new striker to worship in Nick Woltemade. Anthony Elanga, Sandro Tonali and Anthony Gordon haven’t been half bad either.
45 min: Burn attempts to quarterback a raking pass towards Elanga, only to blast the ball straight into the nearest yellow shirt. Suddenly the hosts are on the counter, and when a cross comes in from the right, Ait El Hadj comes very close to steering a riser into the top-right corner. Inches wide. What a gift that would have been.
GOAL! USG 0-2 Newcastle (Gordon 43 pen)
Gordon takes a deep breath before powering the penalty into the bottom-right corner, and this scoreline doesn’t flatter Newcastle at all.
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Penalty for Newcastle!
42 min: Elanga dribbles in from the right and enters the box. He takes a heavy touch and stretches for it. As he does so, the lumbering Leysen hangs out a leg as well, and catches his man. The referee points straight to the spot. Gordon will take the penalty.
40 min: Gordon and Joelinton try to open USG up down the left with a close-quarters one-two. It nearly comes off.
39 min: Van De Perre follows Joelinton into the book for a forceful slide into Tonali. Half ball, half man. Maybe he’d get away with it in the Premier League.
37 min: Gordon and Woltemade take turns to showcase silky dribbling skills, worming their way out of a packed centre circle. The ball’s shifted right to Elanga, who crosses low. Gordon, who had kept going, can’t quite get on the end of it to sidefoot home from six yards. Burgess slides in to shepherd the ball back to his keeper. The ball hits Burgess’s supporting arm as the defender sprawls on the floor, and Gordon makes the claim, but it’s never a penalty, and as the keeper gathers, we all move on. That would have been a lovely goal had it come off.
35 min: Joelinton is booked for high-kicking Khalaili on the knee. He can have no complaints. But he does make some. The referee quite rightly not interested. That was late and clumsy, if not an aggressive act.
33 min: Elanga drives down the right, busy as ever, ahead of Leysen as usual. He pulls back but can’t quite find the new Toon goal machine Woltemade. Three goals already for his new club!
Uefa award goal to Woltemade
31 min: The Newcastle goal is Woltemade’s! Replays show he indeed did back-flick the ball into the bottom right, while standing in front of Mac Allister, who turns out didn’t get a touch. A lovely finish, and one he didn’t make a big thing about at the time with his celebration. Perhaps not wanting to steal Tonali’s thunder. What an absolute gentleman.
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29 min: Tripper scampers after a long pass down the right. He cuts back from the byline for Joelinton, who attempts to steer a header back across the keeper and into the bottom right. His effort bounces inches wide. Scherpen’s feet were planted there. He was beaten.
27 min: Zorgane is popping up all over the shop now. He nearly releases Ait El Hadj down the right, dropping into the centre circle and sending a forensic diagonal pass towards his team-mate, but Botman reads it well to intercept. That was a crucial intervention.
25 min: Rodriguez twists and turns down the right, causing Botman all sorts. He wins a corner, from which that man Zorgane shoots again. This effort bounces through the crowd towards the bottom right, and Pope needs to turn it around the post. Nothing comes of the second corner, but this is much better from the hosts, who have finally turned up to their own party.
23 min: Niang has some space down the left and his low curling cross is deflected out for a corner. Zorgane sends the set piece long, taking the Newcastle defence by surprise – pretty much everyone is at the near post – and it deflects out for another corner. This one comes in from the right, and Zorgane now shoots through a crowded box from the edge of the D. Straight at Pope. He caught that well enough; anywhere other than straight at the keeper may have turned out problematic for the Toon.
21 min: Elanga crosses dangerously again from the right. Gordon flicks wide right while arriving at high speed. Newcastle sense blood.
19 min: Newcastle have been rewarded for their bright start. Mac Allister’s intervention played a big part in that goal, and Woltemade was by his side – initially it was suggested the striker got a flick - but Tonali’s initial shot was on target, so it’s his goal.
GOAL! USG 0-1 Newcastle (Tonali 17)
Elanga crosses low from the right. Mac Allister heads clear, but only to Tonali, just to the right of the D. The ball drops to Tonali, who shoots towards the bottom left. Mac Allister sticks out a leg and diverts into the bottom right, the keeper having gone the other way. It had been coming!
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16 min: Nothing comes of the second corner of the sequence, but Newcastle are pinning USG back. They come again through Elanga down the right, and …
15 min: Burn sends a long throw in from the left. In attempting to kick clear, Leysen slices hysterically behind for a corner. Tonali whips to the near stick. Woltemade makes his six-and-a-half-feet presence felt. Another corner coming up.
13 min: The resulting free kick leads to a corner, which leads to Tonali swinging in from the right, Scherpen once again electing to punch clear, and Joelinton flaying a wild shot over the bar. The USG keeper’s MO already clear. He likes throwing a haymaker!
12 min: Woltemade prepares to hold the ball up, only for Burgess, formerly of Portsmouth and the oldest Englishman to make his debut in the Champions League since Arsenal’s Steve Bould in the late 90s, to slide through the back of him. The USG captain slightly fortunate not to pick up a caution.
10 min: Newcastle are slowly taking control of the match in midfield. No great surprise, with USG happy to sit deep with five at the back.
8 min: Tonali, Elanga and Guimaraes paint a first-time zig-zag down the middle and into the USG box. Some crisp close-range passing. The ball eventually balloons into the air, and USG goalie Scherpen opts to punch clear rather than catch. An eccentric choice, as he’s not under too much pressure, but he gets plenty on it to clear his lines, and there is more than one way to skin a cat.
6 min: USG launch it long down the right. Botman attempts to hook back upfield, but only succeeds in kicking the ball into his own face and out for a corner. The set piece comes in from the right. Leysen, in the centre heads it back to the near post, from where Rodriguez eyebrows over the bar. That was a decent chance, and Newacstle were fortunate the USG striker didn’t get that on target. Had he done so, Pope was most likely picking the ball out of the net.
4 min: Tonali and Elanga combine well down the inside-right channel. The latter works himself a little space to shoot … but not enough so his eventual effort doesn’t get blocked the moment it leaves his boot.
2 min: Khalaili prepares to advance down the right only to be clipped to the floor by Joelinton. An early chance for the hosts to load the box and send something in. Ait El Hadj delivers, but to nobody in particular. Newcastle clear their lines.
A friendly handshake between the coaches Eddie Howe and Sebastien Pocognoli … and then Newcastle get the ball rolling. The atmosphere intense as USG make their full Champions League home debut.
The teams are out! USG in their yellow shirts with blue trim, Newcastle in those famous black and white stripes. We’ll be off in a couple of minutes.
Eddie Howe talks to TNT Sports. “The result is very important for us tonight … the performance as well … we’re really excited about the game … we have to back our attacking players … we hope our team clicks … we have a point to prove tonight … we’ve set our plan out for tonight … we have to do it when the pressure is on.”
Some pre-match reading. Courtesy of Louise Taylor in Brussels.
Newcastle make two changes to the starting XI sent out to face Arsenal in the 2-1 Premier League defeat at St James’ Park last Sunday. Kieran Trippier and Anthony Elanga replace Tino Livramento and Jacob Murphy. The latter drops to the bench, but Livramento could be out for six to eight weeks after suffering a knee injury against the Gunners.
The teams
Union Saint-Gilloise: Scherpen, Mac Allister, Burgess, Leysen, Khalaili, Zorgane, Van De Perre, Niang, Ait El Hadj, Rodriguez, David.
Subs: Chambaere, Berradi, Patris, Sykes, Boufal, Giger, Schoofs, Smith, Rasmussen, Barry.
Newcastle United: Pope, Trippier, Thiaw, Botman, Burn, Guimaraes, Tonali, Joelinton, Elanga, Woltemade, Gordon.
Subs: Thompson, Ramsdale, Hall, Schar, Barnes, Krafth, Osula, Jacob Murphy, Willock, Alex Murphy, Miley.
Referee: Urs Schnyder (Switzerland).
Preamble
Union Saint-Gilloise have only hosted English opposition once before. And if you’re a Newcastle fan relying on historical precedent to do you a favour this evening, you’re out of luck: USG beat Liverpool 2-1 in the Europa League groups in December 2023. To be fair to Jurgen Klopp’s side, it was a dead rubber in which they fielded several of the kids, but a win’s a win. So there is that to contend with.
But how much should that history, tangential at best, weigh on Eddie Howe and his team’s mind? Not much, you’d have to say, especially as the Toon are unbeaten in eight matches against Belgian teams, winning seven and drawing the other. They’ll be more concerned about their own patchy form in the Premier League so far this season, and the fact USG impressively swatted aside PSV 3-1 in Eindhoven a couple of weeks ago, and that the Belgians – reigning champions in their homeland for the first time since 1935 – are unbeaten in seven group-stage matches in Uefa competition. Newcastle by contrast have lost four and drawn one of their last five Champions League games. Can they rediscover their mojo tonight in Brussels? We begin to find out at 5.45pm UK time. It’s on!
