Ah chaps, we lost. Uefa turned up with a teamsheet for goodness sake, and more than 11 people who could run. We all pitched up for a kickabout, and promptly got our hides tanned, even with the help of Marianne Spacey. Shocking.
On the plus side, I think my three-touches-of-the-ball-all-game performance will have caught the eye of England coach Hope Powell, who turned up to watch. Fingers crossed for that phone call before England's World Cup qualifier against Austria, eh?
All-important plug: watch this space for the best guide to Sunday's final between Norway and Germany.
