Via Wonkette, a selection of delightfully deadpan George Bush jokes from McSweeney's, the internet arm of Dave Eggers' literary journal.
The format is to begin a joke in the most predictable manner possible ("knock knock") and follow through with political invective. You are left with some rather brilliant non sequiturs:
This guy walks into a bar carrying a small poodle in one hand and a bowling ball in the other. The guy says: "I'd like a glass of milk for me and a whiskey for my poodle." The bartender says: "Yeah? Well, I'd like an impartial and independent judiciary, but try telling that to Bush, Frist, and the rest of the GOP!"
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