PSYCHO PUSSIES 2: MAD CAT ATTACKS! - C5, 8pm
TONIGHT'S episode really is mad. It features Britain's most ferocious felines attacking their loyal owners, and making their lives unbelievably miserable.
It stars the bubbly TV vet Rory Cowlam, author and cat behaviourist Celia Haddon and broadcaster and comedian Iain Lee, as they give each of the desperate owners advice on how to calm their crazy cats down.
These harsh critics obviously all own very well-behaved loveable pets and are really not afraid to make fun of the owners for their ridiculous decisions.
Cat owner Iain says: "I think cats are psychotic. You've got to remember that they are vicious animals. All that's different is that they're a little bit smaller and a little bit cuter. But they are loco."
First there is Milo, a fluffy black and white cat who sent his loyal owner Cath dashing to her local A&E. Jaws the psycho cat (and we soon find out why they called him that) has a hatred for dogs and the friendly neighbourhood postman.
Then there's Deezel - who might look cute but had to be contained using not one but two baby stair gates - and Kits who seems to have taken a dislike to his owner's face.
There are lots of short funny clips of hilarious felines and their owners - look out for a crazy moment with cats and cucumbers. Who knew they don't like vegetables just like me?
This show is unexpectedly entertaining. The cats never ceased to amaze with their freaky behaviour but, more bizarrely, the clueless owners left me shocked at just how stupid some adults can be.
TOTAL ECLIPSE - BRAT CHANNEL, YOUTUBE
I had never seen this programme before, but I know my sister watches it regularly so I thought I'd give it a go.
In this latest episode of season three, Morgan (Devenity Perkins), Cassie (Mackenzie Ziegler) and Diana (Emily Skinner) suspect their history teacher Miss Dawson is trying to sabotage their exams, so they try to warn their vice principal.
Meanwhile, Scott and Spencer both have a crush on a girl called Jenna and try to find out why she is so upset.
It's one of the cringiest shows I have ever seen. The acting is terrible, so bad I wouldn't even call it acting.
The only good thing is probably the storyline, although there's quite a lot happening so it's really hard to follow. In fact, I had to watch it with my sister so she could explain what was going on because I was so confused.
That's 12 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE - NETFLIX
I am RuPaul's biggest fan - I've watched every season so far and this new one doesn't disappoint.
In this Season 11 episode, the remaining five queens compete to make it to the finale.
They are Brooke Lynn Hytes, Vanessa Vanjie Mateo, Yvie Oddly, Silky Nutmeg Ganache and A'Keria C Davenport.
This episode's challenge has each queen writing and recording a solo vocal for RuPaul's new song. They then perform a piece of choreography live which takes a few goes, but by the end each queen kills it.
On the runway, all the girls looked beautiful, and Ru was as magnificent as always.
This is the last episode before the season's finale and so I found it extremely heartwarming to see the girls open up to each other about their feelings so far in the competition.
If you like some shade and drama in a show, I would definitely recommend it - the whole series is available to binge right now.
