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TV Controller: It wasn't me, claims Vallely

So the mystery identity of the man - or woman - behind the Secret Blog of a TV Controller (aged 33 and 3/4) has finally been revealed. Or has it? Today the comedy blogger finally bids farewell with a long list of thankyous before signing off "Love, Dominic Vallely xx". Whaat? Dominic Vallely, former senior commissioning executive at the BBC who was responsible for shows such as Strictly Come Dancing, The Apprentice and How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? Well, maybe not. Click on the link and you are sent to Vallely's homepage, which declares: "PLEASE NOTE: Dominic Vallely is not the author, nor in any way associated with the author of the Secret Blog of a TV Controller (aged 33 and 3/4)". So there. But it could be a bluff, or a double bluff, or a triple bluff, or a ... well, anyway. The list of thankyous is ingenious. And very long - including at least a couple of inhabitants of Guardian towers. Are any of them genuine or are they all made up? Still, there's only one thing worse than being on the list - not being on it.

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