A turkey vulture, apparently tired of the takes, smashed through Stephen A. Smith’s office window at the ESPN headquarters in Bristol, Connecticut on Tuesday morning, according to a tweet from Adam Schefter.
The turkey vulture could not be reached for comment, so it is merely speculation that it was the incendiary nature of Smith’s fiery hot takes caused the bird to send itself flying through the window.
It’s also entirely possible that, after another winter in Central Connecticut, the bird thought that a flight into Smith’s office was preferable than another day in the cold.
We hope the bird is OK. That window certainly is not.
Here are some jokes about this thing:
Alright everyone have a good Tuesday.
