Never underestimate the power of a hot mom. Up until this week, things were looking grim for crooked businessman Paul Walczak. After being found guilty of defrauding millions of dollars, he was ordered to turn himself in to begin an 18-month prison sentence and pay $4.4 million in restitution for his crimes.
Then his mom stepped in. Elizabeth Fago has not only been a prominent MAGA fundraiser but was also involved in leaking Ashley Biden’s private diary to the press before the 2020 election. Knowing she had to get her son out of trouble, she put on her best dress, perfected her make-up, did her hair, and made the trip to Mar-a-Lago for what’s described as a face-to-face “intimate candlelit dinner” with Donald Trump.
We don’t know what happened at this dinner, but soon after, Trump issued her son a full and unconditional pardon for his crimes and canceled the $4.4 million fine. We do have at least some idea of the case Paul’s mom made, as the White House claims he’d been “targeted by the Biden administration over his family’s conservative politics”.
This guy stole $10 million from the employees of his nursing home to buy himself a luxury yacht and Cartier watches. He PLED GUILTY.
— Chris Murphy
And because his Mom gave Trump $1 million, he just got a pardon.
And this story barely makes the news today. WTF.https://t.co/RyKqBDdyNW(@ChrisMurphyCT) May 28, 2025
So, exactly what was this MAGA momma’s boy convicted of? The case against him proved that he hadn’t paid his own taxes since 2011, and that between 2016-2019 he’d siphoned away $10 million from his employees’ paycheques, telling them the missing money was being used to pay their social security, Medicare, and income taxes.
Crime really does pay, huh?
In actuality, it was being used to find Walczak’s luxurious lifestyle, buying him a £2 million yacht, letting him travel the world and stay at the most expensive hotels, and splashing out on shopping sprees at Cartier and Bergdorf Goodman. Faced with inconvertible evidence, Walczak pled guilty to all charges in Nov. 2024.
This is not a US presidency, it's a mobster running a criminal enterprise out of the White House. In American history, we've never seen a criminal like Trump:
— Bill Madden (@maddenifico) May 28, 2025
The corrupt, serial lying conman pardoned tax cheat Paul Walczak after his mother bribed Trump with $1 million at a… pic.twitter.com/zLJDjzob6K
Now he and his family are cackling all the way to the bank as he walks free with millions of dollars in stolen money. Having comprehensively ripped off his poor employees, Paul can now rest easy that there will be no legal consequences for his crimes and that he can continue his opulent lifestyle with impunity, knowing that Daddy Trump can wash away all his sins.
Is there a moral here? Well, it’s that under Trump, crime does indeed pay. And, if you need some serious criminality erased, it really helps to have a hot blonde mom willing to flirt with Trump to get you out of a jam.
