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The Guardian - UK
Entertainment
Benjamin Lee

'Treat me like a walrus': complete the oddest Toronto film festival quotes

Space for improvement? ... Matt Damon in The Martian, which premiered at this year's Toronto film festival.
Space for improvement? ... Matt Damon in The Martian, which premiered at this year’s Toronto film festival. Photograph: Moviestore/Rex Shutterstock

“I still vote ****” - Susan Sarandon in transgender drama About Ray

grandmothermanlesbianRepublican

“I’m brilliant with ****” - Hugo Weaving in oddball Aussie drama The Dressmaker

SecretsPeopleSequinsWomen

“**** me like a walrus” - a victim in Wes Craven’s The Girl in the Photographs

KillCuddleTreatFuck

“You’re a **** bully” - Drew Barrymore in British weepie Miss You Already

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“Do these look like the shoes of someone who gives a fuck about ****?” - Nicholas Hoult in music industry satire Kill Your Friends

Your problemsSobrietyYogaThe Velvet Underground

“I’m a big loud gay ****” - Steve Carell in the fact-based drama Freeheld

JewLawyerStereotypeHero

“One of you hussies is getting ****” - Anna Kendrick in hitman comedy Mr Right

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“Gut the ***” - an online troll targets Cate Blanchett in journalism drama Truth

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“No one unpacks **** **** like you!” - Julianne Moore as a Danish professor in Maggie’s Plan

My theoriesThe groceriesIKEA furnitureCommodity fetishism

“I am going to have to **** the shit out of this” - Matt Damon, stranded on Mars in The Martian

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