In the modern age there's no shortage of branded club merchandise.
Whether it's a Celtic hot tub or a Rangers bottle opener, if it exists you can probably find your club's badge on it.
At times though this can stray firmly into the bizarre, such as Manchester City's version of Guess Who or the official Juventus skis.
Even those pale in comparison though when put up against Tottenham's new range.
The official club shop is selling dolls of Harry Kane, Gareth Bale et al and they're, well, terrifying.
The Snugzy dolls are described as "a great gift for any Harry Kane super fan", with similarly unsettling soft toys featuring the likeness of most of Jose Mourinho's squad.
The prickly Portuguese manager isn't represented himself though he is immortalised in a Soccerstarz figurine.
The unsettling plushes are market as the "official collection of Spurs Mini Me dolls" and users can even create their own.
We're not sure they'll go down that well with younger children though, with a distinct "can't sleep, Kane will eat me" vibe given off.
If you want your very own nightmare striker it'll set you back £24.99.
