If there's one thing that brings people together at Christmas (apart from the presents) it's corny Christmas cracker jokes.
These punny one-liners can thaw even the coldest of hearts this winter.
So if you want to hear jokes that are cheesier than a post-dinner cheese board read on because we have some truly tragic ones.
Why are Santa's deers always wet?
Because they're reindeers!
How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited?
He keeps a logbook
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsillitis
What do you call a blind reindeer?
No eye deer
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
What did the snowflake say to the fallen leaf?
You are so last season
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What is Santa’s favourite pizza?
One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even
What do you get if you lie under a cow?
A pat on the head
But if you have some that can out-joke the above classics, you can submit your best (or worst) ones on the Thortful website.
The greetings card company is on the lookout for the worst Christmas cracker joke ever.
You can check out their Christmas Cracker Joke Index here.
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