Simon Cox: Mr Haywood rarely sleeps in the same place twice and if you bring anything home, especially for the kids, he thinks it's for him. The baby's pram, a new laptop bag, shoe box etc, it's all for him. Or in this case, the baby's 'Bumbo' seat. It's honestly not rigged up: I just walked in and found he'd squeezed his fat bum into the baby's seat (I did put the cup of milk there for him). Had I tried to put him in it I wouldn't be typing this, as he'd have had my fingers off! I think he decided that if this is how the baby gets fed, there was a good chance he might get a little extra attention! Photograph: Simon Cox