The European Tour hardly gets a break at all.
Last season ended Sunday at the DP World Tour Championship, Dubai, where Jon Rahm earned the $3 million first-place check for winning his second DP title, and a further $2 million bonus for finishing the season as No. 1 on the Race to Dubai.
The next season starts this week at the Alfred Dunhill Championship in South Africa, a mere four days later.
With not much time to catch our breath, Golfweek’s Alistair Tait takes a look back at the top 10 story lines on the European Tour in the last decade:

10. Sergio’s Saudi meltdown
Sergio Garcia displayed a lack of etiquette during the 2019 Saudi International that left fellow competitors disgusted. Garcia willfully damaged several greens during his third round. Players behind complained and the Spaniard was disqualified. It was yet another poor breach of etiquette from the Spaniard, following throwing a shoe in anger during the 1999 World Match Play Championship and spitting into Doral’s 13th hole during the 2007 CA Championship.

9. Henrik Stenson/Phil Mickelson showdown
It wasn’t as epic as the famous Duel in the Sun between Tom Watson and Jack Nicklaus at Turnberry in 1977, but it was close. At the 2016 Open Championship, Stenson and Mickelson separated themselves from the field and then engaged in a heavyweight contest. Stenson won his first major championship and became Sweden’s first ever male major champion.

8. ‘Brain dead’ Rory McIlroy
McIlroy opened with a 79 in the 2013 Open Championship at Muirfield and then said: “That was brain dead!” That line was manna from heaven for British newspapers and duly filled the back pages of sports pages nationwide.

7. Rory nearly misses 2012 Ryder Cup singles
McIlroy almost gifted the United States the 2012 Ryder Cup by nearly missing his Sunday singles tee time against Keegan Bradley, which he won 2&1. McIlroy claimed he was confused by the time zone and needed a police escort to make his tee time with just 10 minutes to spare. Had he failed to show there would have been no Miracle at Medinah.

6. Tiger WDs from 2017 Dubai tournament
Tiger Woods shot an opening 77 in Dubai and then couldn’t peg it up in the second round ostensibly due to a “back spasm,” although all sorts of other reasons were chucked around. A large contingent of journalists descended on Dubai to cover Woods, most of whom departed when he withdrew. Cue rampant speculation regarding Woods’ future.

5. Moliwood: the 2018 Ryder Cup
Francesco Molinari and Tommy Fleetwood became the eponymous Moliwood phenomenon which Europe rode to an underdog Ryder Cup victory against one of the strongest U.S. teams ever assembled. They were unbeaten as a pair, and then Molinari made history by becoming the first European to win five points out of five, delivering the coup de grace by beating Phil Mickelson in singles.

4. McIlroy: ‘I didn’t get into golf to try to grow the game.’
McIlroy made this statement during the 2016 Open Championship at Royal Troon in response to a question about whether he had a responsibility to play in the 2016 Olympic Games. He spoke his mind, but British newspapers, out in force at the Open Championship, had a field day.

3. Pettersen’s payoff, the 2019 Solheim Cup
Hollywood writers couldn’t have penned a better ending to this year’s Solheim Cup. Suzann Pettersen was a dubious European wild card after playing three Rolex Ranking tournaments in 18 months with two missed cuts. Fate dictated that the Solheim Cup rested on the Norwegian making a 7-foot putt on the final green to defeat Marina Alex. Pettersen did to deliver a fairy-tale win, made all the more dramatic by her immediate retirement from golf.

2. The Miracle at Medinah: 2012 Ryder Cup
Ian Poulter’s bug eyes on Medinah’s 18th green on Saturday is now part of Ryder Cup lore. The Englishman had just made his fifth birdie in five holes as he and Rory McIlroy came from 1 down with five to play to beat Zach Johnson and Jason Dufner in fourballs. Although Europe entered the singles trailing 10-6, Poulter had given Europe that all-important intangible: momentum. Europe won 14 ½-13 ½ to mount the greatest comeback in Ryder Cup history, duly dubbed “The Miracle at Medinah.”

1. McIlroy threatens to quit European Tour
European Tour CEO Keith Pelley had to scramble to Northern Ireland to talk his most prized asset into coming back to the European fold when McIlroy threatened to quit the Tour after the 2018 season, saying he would concentrate solely on the PGA Tour in 2019. The Northern Irishman delayed renewing his membership until April and eventually rejoined the Tour. The story generated huge headlines.