A reader has written in with a question to which Lost in Showbiz has no answer. To paraphrase, if all of this is true - and God, has anything EVER seemed more sane and credible to you? - then how the hell come Tom isn't stopping to help the foremost car wreck de nos jours, Miss Britney Spears? He's not even rubbernecking, dammit.
Can anyone help with a response?
[thanks to the fearless Gawker for the link]