Once more, spellbound rubberneckers, to the Sheen-Richards severance pageant, which appears to be subject to Newton's Law: for every distasteful action, there is an equally distasteful and opposite reaction.
Yesterday we heard how an anatomically correct cheerleader doll was forced to undergo a hand-ectomy after failing to seduce two women into joining her latex self and Charlie Sheen for a foursome. The doll's mangled torso was later disposed of in a dumpster. Today, it is Denise Richards' turn to inadvertently reveal the more gruesomely backward aspects of her previously uncharted personality as she breaks another silence to address various allegations made by the other side's lawyers.
The lucky beneficiary of this bean-spilling is the New York Post, and though there's much to enjoy in the full interview, Lost in Showbiz is especially charmed by Denise's response when asked to explain why she had requested a sperm donation from Charlie, after he had become engaged to another woman. Had she wanted a third baby?
"NEVER. I do NOT want another child," Denise explains. "That was to make his girlfriend Brooke jealous, make her think that I wanted to get back together."
Could they be any more delightful? Doubtless we shall discover tomorrow.
