In a development that should finally silence those sneerers who suggest that the new regime at the Telegraph has degraded its news values, the august publication today follows up a Perez Hilton post asking: Is Michelle Obama pregnant?
Do just marvel at their intro. To repeat, their intro.
In a posting on perezhilton.com he writes: 'This is completely unconfirmed and at this point just a 'rumour' but ... we're hearing the talk in DC is that Michelle Obama is pregnant. Could this be true????? It'd be happy news! Hopefully it's a boy!'
Did you ever read anything so edifying? Pray heaven it's not long before editor Will Lewis scrawls GAY across a photo of Gordon Brown, or perhaps runs a leader column consisting entirely of a picture of the Queen with semen drops dotting out of the corner of her mouth.
