Tim Cahill

"The ultimate showdown!" trumpets Jim Stewart. Get used to this gag, because you'll be seeing it again Photograph: n/a

"After working his way through the ranks, Tim finally gets a shot at the champ," funnies Paul Berry Photograph: n/a

Here's Danny Sturgess: "The corner flag finally gets its revenge" Photograph: n/a

"These days Tim just wants to fit in," barbers Ben McLean Photograph: n/a

Tony Hewitt has noticed a (passing) similarity between Tim and Peter Andre Photograph: n/a

"If the big boys want to get hold of little joey Tim, they'll have to get through David Moyes first," warns Tom Nycz-Losi Photograph: n/a

"Moyes was delighted when he finally stumbled upon Tim's best position," chuckles Asa Kilgarriff Photograph: n/a

"How does he find all that space," wonders Adam Leier. "He passes by undetected... THEN BAM! NINJA ATTACK!" We particularly enjoy the unnecessary clarification plastered all over the bottom of Adam's effort Photograph: n/a