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TikTok’s Ripping A Redditor To Shreds ‘Cos Of The Fkn Wildest Song He Has On His Root Playlist

The folks of TikTok are bandwagoning beasts, famously jumping from one trend to another in their eternal quest to roast random, unassuming people until all that’s left is their charred remains. But this time I reckon TikTok has a point because the guy who’s being flamed has the most cursed song on his sex playlist and it’s genuinely reprehensible. My life has not known peace since I learned a human man thrusts to this track. The banger in question is ‘Cbat‘ by Hudson Mohawke, a glitchy trap classic that genuinely sounds like a mouse having an asthma attack. The squeaks are next level. The dragging started when TikTok user @redditrave

@redditrave Watch until the end #reddit #redditstories #redditreadings #askreddit ♬ Cbat – Hudson Mohawke

The Inbetweeners

he’s a 10 but he fucks you to the hudson mohawke’s cbat every time for 2 years
— lucaᵕ̈— sdms (@montecvrlo_) September 2, 2022

babe wake up new cbat lore just dropped pic.twitter.com/zFtHHf4GRJ
— (@ruipopit) September 3, 2022

CBAT is only like 3 minutes long. like did he loop it?
— Eprom (@eprombeats) September 2, 2022

@dark_reunion___ I feel so bad for her… AND HE SAID HE WENT ON BEAT, like WHAT BEAT IM LOSING MY MIND #ReTokforNature #redditstories #reddit_tiktok #reddit #horrible #horriblehistories ♬ Cbat – Hudson Mohawke

@flatground she must have been putting on the performance of a lifetime to hide it that long #reddit #redditstories #redditsong #meme #fyp ♬ Cbat – Hudson Mohawke

@thehannahmichelleNgl i wouldve died laughing if someone played this during spicy♬ Cbat – Hudson Mohawke

@magpiefan420 its not an aita post but GIRL NTA LEAVE HIMMMM #reddit #redditstories ♬ Cbat – Hudson Mohawke

@daphnedelrose my cat loves butt slaps btw #likecatlikeowner #cbat #tifu #cat #catbongo #catslaps ♬ Cbat – Hudson Mohawke

@zachagu THE POOR GF #reddit #redditstories #askreddit ♬ Cbat – Hudson Mohawke

Brendon Urie

@missbeifong brendon we know it’s you #patd #panicatthedisco #brendonurie #cbat #reddit #reaction #twitter #news #fyp #theory ♬ Cbat – Hudson Mohawke

@constantineswife I’M LITERALLY LAUGHING SO MUCH LMAO I LOVE THE WORLD #brendonurie #reddit #cbat #redditguy #foryoupage #fyp #viral #trend #twitter #panicatthedisco #hudsonmohawke ♬ Cbat – Hudson Mohawke

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