Through the looking glass

A model comes to work half dressed after a night on the champagne. Armand Basi One Photograph: Adrian Dennis/AFP

Agyness Deyn, the living dead model, post Giles show. Albert's raised eyebrows say it all Photograph: Kirsty Wigglesworth/AP

Arrrrrgh! Run! Donatella attends the Fringe Fashion event Photograph: Andy Rain/EPA

This outfit from El Delgado Buil doesn't work for those with a larger bust Photograph: Victor Lerena/EPA

This model sports a 'Village of the Damned' look at Louise Markey's show Photograph: Andy Rain/EPA

Play 'Spot the model' with Basso and Brooke Photograph: Yui Mok/PA

This model's head was extraordinarily tiny Photograph: Luke MacGregor/Reuters

"I've never seen so much knee hair on a woman before" A model is primed for the catwalk backstage at Basso and Brooke Photograph: Yui Mok/PA

Sarah Brown, wife of Prime Minister Gordon, admires the view at the Fashion for Relief show Photograph: Lefteris Pitarakis/AP

Models try to work off the three Maltesers they ate backstage Photograph: Fiona Hanson/PA

A Tiny Dancer at Steve J & Yoni P Photograph: Dan Kitwood/Getty

Would you marry this woman? Photograph: Kirsty Wigglesworth/AP

We like the skirt but let's face facts - our eyes are drawn elsewhere Photograph: Daniel Deme/EPA