Thomas Vermaelen

"Already at No3, he'll soon be No1 if he continues this form," chuckles Thomas Nycz-Losi Photograph: n/a

Blake Gladman has his eyes on a particularly strong Fantasy Football XI Photograph: n/a

"Thomas Vermaelen first came to Arsène Wenger’s attention when he locked horns with Robin van Persie," writes the literally-minded Richard Hooker Photograph: n/a

"It's not only Wayne who looks like Shrek," reckons Ben Johnson Photograph: n/a

"I wonder how well he performs on the big occasions like the Champions League final (JUDGMENT DAY)? As long as he can delay the RISE OF THE MANCUNIANS he may just prove to be Arsenal's SALVATION!" Jack Porter has rather lost the run of himself here Photograph: n/a

"In his current form there’s a world of endless possibilities out there for The Verminator ..." titters Jason Froggett Photograph: n/a

"'Appy 'Arry Redknapp's scouting network left a lot to be desired," parps Jamie Walden Photograph: n/a

"Never seen at the same place at the same time ..." honks Roy Boujaoude Photograph: n/a