Kids give you happiness, hope, and an excuse to be a total douchebag, apparently. The subreddit r/ThinkOfTheChildren invites people to share stories of parents making outrageous demands and using their offspring as a way to guilt others into compliance, and turns out, there are plenty of them. Indecent lingerie stores, hot forest sanctuaries, and greedy Facebook Marketplace sellers, watch out! These moms and dads are ready to sue and leave bad reviews to protect the little ones from your rules and logic.
#1 UNO Reverse

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#2 A Place To Laugh At Parents Demanding Things For Their Kids
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#3 They Are Being Watched
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#4 Please Pay My Electric Bill
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#5 Military Spouse Entitlement
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#6 More Christmases Ruined
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#7 Meirl
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#8 Autistic Triplets Need 30lbs Of Legos
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#9 I Teach Swimming To Kids For Free Even Though I Was Offered Money. Mombie Demands That I Have To Teach Her Son Exclusively. And To Give Her The Money Offered As I Don't Need It
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#10 Think Of My Child, He Can't Possibly Be Forced To Wear A Seatbelt!
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#11 Daughter Musk Have A Tesla
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#12 My Baby!
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#13 Good Grief
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#14 My Daughter Needs Yarn
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#15 Taking A Baby Into A Monkey Forest Is A Great Idea
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#16 My Son Is Hitting Himself Because Of You
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#17 Walmart Ruined My Child's Xmas
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#18 Never Knew Maui Had A Hands On Butterfly Tour
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#19 Cave Ghost
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#20 Miles Of White Sand
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#21 Rude Lions
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#22 This Is The Recipe's Fault Because
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#23 Doctor
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#24 I Have 2 Kids So I Can't Tip
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#25 For A $60 Table
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#26 Steinway For Cheap?
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#27 Good Ol' Of
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#28 Oop Barely Dated This Woman For 3 Days
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#29 An Oldie But A Goodie
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#30 Making Yourself Look Pretty Bad Here
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#31 Lets Sue Disney
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#32 Shame
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#33 Hotels Must Childproof Rooms
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#34 Learn Tolerance
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#35 Satanic
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#36 LOL
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#37 Being Sick On A Boat Is A Great Cure
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#38 I Want 70% Off For My Child's 1st Birthday, Which She Will Totally Remember
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#39 Please Work For Me For Free Because My Kids Need It
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#40 Ayce Hot Pot
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#41 It's A Bar
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#42 Heavily Discriminated
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#43 Something Funny
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#44 Pinball/Video Arcade Won’t Accommodate Autistic Child Sensitive To Noise
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#45 Imagine If The Child Was Injured
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#46 From Choosing Beggar
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#47 Let's Build An Elevator
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#48 Are The Kids Getting The Designer Stuff, Or The Parent?
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#49 Good Grief
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#50 Poor Parenting, But Sure, Blame The Hotel
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#51 Hot Latte
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#52 Trampoline Park Must Accommodate My Child
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#53 How Dare Disneyland Traumatize My Child?!?!
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#54 Reporting To Who
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#55 The Nerve Of This Toy Drive!
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#56 A Takeout-Only Restaurant (Not A Public Restroom)
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#57 Fb Think Of The Children
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#58 My Personal Favorite
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#59 How Do You Drown From A Leak
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#60 Princess And The Frog Review
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#61 If The Casino Says So
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#62 You Want To Punch An Employee's Face?
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#63 Only The Best For My Granddaughter
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#64 She's Just A Child
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#65 A Non-Review For A Change
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#66 Zipline Not Fun
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#67 Same As Racial Discrimination
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#68 Too Hot For Animals To Come Out
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#69 If The Kid Pulls A Cat Tail And Gets Scratched
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#70 How Much Does It Cost?
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#71 I Guess The Parent Wants The Shirt More Than The Kid
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#72 The Entitlement To Other People's Stuff
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#73 I Know The Rules
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#74 Their Minds Will Be Corrupted
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#75 My Child Is Traumatized For Life
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#76 LOL
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#77 You're The Reason I'm Late To Pick Up My Kid
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#78 Stop Promising Your Kids Stuff You Don't Have
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#79 How Could You Possibly Suggest That My Girl Wear Boy Clothes
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#80 Pretty Clear To Me…
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#81 The Mouse Doesn't Come Out
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#82 Age Discrimination
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#83 I Loved The Deep End
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#84 Important To Note Their Daughter Was A Premature Baby
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#85 Lawsuit Waiting To Happen
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#86 Are We Thinking Of The Same "Frozen" Or Am I Missing Something Here
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#87 Moana Parent's Review
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#88 1 Sign Not Good Enough
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#89 Your Kids Aren't The Center Of Everyone's World
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#90 Fb Drama
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#91 A Pub
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#92 Ruined Two Kid's Lives
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#93 Just Stupidity! (Translated From My Native Language)
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#94 Pretty Please
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#95 Adult Kid?
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#96 Poor Single Mother Got A Free Car. How Will Her Child Survive?
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#97 Never Seen Someone Ask For A Bigger Tip
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#98 They Were Trapped
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#99 Write Your Name On A List
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#100 Liar Liar
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#101 Dino
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#102 Pretty Please
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#103 Red Flag
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#104 Law Abiding
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#105 Think Of The Statue Children
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#106 T.t
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#107 Is It For You Or For Your Kid?
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#108 I Can't Remember If I Posted This LOL
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#109 Can't Pay
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#110 Sigh
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#111 Extra Sugar = Ruined Cookies
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