Thierry Henry

MArc Nixon indulges in a spot of daylight robbery Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

Robert Schofield pays tribute to Father Ted Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

Robert Schofield's second effort hints at Thierry's basketball habit Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

'Despite being considered a major (ahem) player on these shores, Thierry ponders just how much he has sullied his reputation as one of the world's greatest footballers,' giggles Finn Connolly Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

Steve Lidbury think that Thierry would make a tricky winger Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

"Hand Gaul!" cries Matthew Rowe Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

'Gillette's new ad campaign was rather ill advised,' cackles Jared Wilson Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

'Henry's handball was so blatant, it could even be seen on Google Earth,' types Ben Stokes Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

"Thierry Henry’s dribbling was so good, Spurs signed him - the San Antonio Spurs, that is," parps Joe Ewing Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

Rob Moline reckons Thierry Henry's injured reputation can only be repaired by harnessing the wonders of horse placenta therapy Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

"The Thierry Henry patented H1N1 vaccinne! It's the little prick that saved an entire country," hoots Niel Butler Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

Just days before the criucial play-off Diego Maradona was seen passing his powers on to Henry on what appears to have been a very cold November day Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

"Is, it only me who remember Thierry winning the Golden Glove awards while at Arsenal?" asks Thomas Nycz-Losi Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

"The French Post Office issue a new commemorative stamp," cackles Stephen Garman Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

"Try as they might, the Little-Puritans can't stop Gulliver (aka Henry) from laughing at them," chuckles Brian Corcoran Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

Tom Dawson reckons Stephen Ireland's contempt for his national team goes so deep that he imprisoned poor Thierry in his underground lair while a robotic clone hand-balled France to the world cup finals Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

Dan Higgins stayed up late to watch the late night showing of Last Tango in Paris on Channel 4 Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk

"Titi darling. I'm confused, your astrology says you'll be defecting to America AND the US is going to win the next World Cup," parps Tobiasz Diew Photograph: n/a/guardian.co.uk