It may only be early. It is, in fact, barely an hour since the help pulled back the curtains, tentatively unpeeled one of Lost in Showbiz's facial bandages, then winced and muttered "I think we'll leave these another day or two". It is a mere ten minutes since chihuahua and pink telephone were placed on the bed, in order for the day's correspondence to begin in earnest.
But Headline of the Day has already been identified.
It comes, needless to say, courtesy of those adorably joyless witches at the Daily Mail - and though it has some way to go before it beats Lost in Showbiz's all-time favourite, which concerned Patsy Kensit, do just picture the following emblazoned above a picture of Kelly Brook having the temerity to smile in public.
"Her career's in freefall, another engagement's over and she's mourning her beloved father - so what's Kelly got to smile about?"
Marvellous. Long may they escape a bucket of water being tipped over them.
