There are many things this member of Lost in Showbiz could say about ghostwritten books but threats of dismemberment sadly prevent me from saying more than - Eeek! What are you doing here? I promise I didn't say a word! Not one word! Oh mercy!
Anyway, um, what were we saying? Oh yes, celebrities who write books. Well, I don't think anymore words from me are possible - um, I mean necessary - to elaborate on this quote from Pamela Anderson about why she enlisted a little help with her latest contribution to the canon.
"Well, there are things I don't really know about, like sentence structure, a beginning, a middle and an end. All those hard things..."
