TV
FA Cup Final; Champions League Final
It's Arsene Wenger v Alex Ferguson on Saturday, then Rafael Benitez v Carlo Ancelotti on Wednesday.
· Saturday, 3pm, BBC1 and Sky Sports 1; Wednesday, 7pm, ITV1 and Sky Sports 1
TV
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares
Gordon gets behind the stoves of some more lessthan- Michelin level restaurants around the country, shouts a bit and then makes it all better.
· Tuesday, 9pm, C4
TV
Murphy's Law
Viva Nesbitta! More undercover hardman antics as DS Murphy burrows himself into the world of a gangland boss, armed only with his quick wits and a snazzy new moustache.
· Thursday, 9pm, BBC1
TV
Middle Sex
Watch without prejudice... A surprisingly sensitive documentary exploring both the biological and cultural aspects to life in the intersex and transgender communities.
· Thursday, 9pm, C4
TV
Big Brother
Davina gets ready to welcome the sixth gaggle of future micro-celebs into the public consciousness. E4 get things going by running hours of audition tapes from Saturday morning.
· Friday, 9pm, C4
TV
Johnny Vegas: 18 Stone Of Idiot
Celebrity lock-ins, Ray Winstone guesting and Neil Hamilton dancing for fish in a box... Johnny Vegas gets a stab at making that elusive Friday night pub-style slot work.
· Friday, 10.15pm, C4
Film
Lost In La Mancha
Brilliant documentary with Terry Gilliam fearlessly tilting at film industry windmills as he tries to get his Don Quixote off the ground (or just onto his horse): both heartbreaking and inspiring.
· Sunday, 10.20pm, BBC2
Cable & satellite
Gothika
Spooky nonsense with psychologist Halle Berry waking up with amnesia in an asylum. Can Penélope Cruz or Robert Downey Jr help her out?
· Saturday, 8pm, Sky Movies 2
Cable & satellite
E4 On Freeview
Just in time to watch people sleep all night on Big Brother, E4 moves to free-to-air broadcasting on Freeview.
· From Friday, E4, Freeview channel 14; see www.freeview.co.uk
