Phoebe Price: 'I know it doesn't look like it, but I'm not amused.' Photograph: Gareth Cattermole/Getty
D-Listed is a site devoted to exposing the loves, break-ups, drug habits and fights of the world's least loved celebrities. Scurrilous and bitchy in the extreme, it never misses a chance to print some eye-watering picture of an unfortunate has-been falling drunk into a limousine. Today's lead story features pictures of Phoebe Price, a woman who looks to have botoxed herself into looking like something you'd find in an open casket. Amazingly the shots were taken to advertise some new face cream, which apparently gives you the very scary Phoebe glow.
As you will by now have guessed the site is aimed at people whose appetites for humiliating celebrity tittle-tattle has long since outstripped anything Heat or OK! can offer. It's a car-crash web site, and judging by the links it's just one of hundreds.