The Uberbrat Pack

Coco Sumner is the latest emergent of the group but her fondness for hotpants, ankle boots and unbrushed, greasy hair shows she is catching up nicely. She is the daughter of Sting Photograph: Rex Features

Daisy Lowe is possibly the only person on the planet who could wear this Miu Miu dress without looking like an indecent Pierrot doll. It is so short it is shorter than her blazer. This is, apparently, a good thing. She is the product of a one-night stand between the Bush singer, Gavin Rossdale, and the fashion designer, Pearl Lowe Photograph: Dave Hogan/Getty

Georgia May Jagger and Elizabeth Jagger. The sisters are competing to see who can pose more shamelessly. Not even those Westwood gowns can give these skinny minnies a cleavage but their emphasised mouths ("Hey, guess who our dad is?") compensate Photograph: Richard Young/Rex Features

Jaime Winstone, Alfie Allen and Lily Allen. You might think that this lot look like a bunch of five-year-olds after a costume party. You have just shown your age. This is vintage originality with punk attitude, yeah? Photograph: Richard Young/Rex Features

Pixie Geldof. Aka the cool Geldof sister, here she models all the favourite components of her look: prom dress, chunky ankle boots and vintage-style shoulder bag. Whether they should be worn all together is debatable Photograph: David Fisher/Rex Features

Peaches Geldof. Don't mess ok? Yeah, her playsuit is so short you can see the tops of her tights. You got a problem with that? Photograph: Jamie McCarthy/Getty

Alexa Chung - the only real model in the pack. No, she has not got famous parents; she is, in fact, the only one that doesn't. However, she goes out with a famous person: Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys, and this is enough to make her part of the pack.

Alexa is rarely seen without a Mulberry bag, a blazer and a lotta leg. Note the high-waisted skirt: very useful for exposing that extra inch of thigh Photograph: Dan Kitwood/Getty