The TV quiz of the year: from the hot priest to Kendall Roy's rap

1. What was the Hot Priest’s drink of choice in Fleabag?

   1. Gin in a tin

   2. Rum in a drum

   3. Vermouth in a booth

   4. Tequila in a three-wheeler

2. 

   Complete Kendall Roy’s excruciating rap from Succession: “Handmade suits, raking in loot …”

   1. “Dude’s so rich it does not compute”

   2. “Y’all Old Spice, but my man’s a Brut”

   3. “Five-star general, y’all best salute”

   4. “Dad’s up a chimney smoking a cheroot”

3. How did the Night King die on Game of Thrones?

   1. Burned by dragonfire

   2. Decapitated by his own underlings

   3. He didn't die

   4. Stabbed by a little girl

4. 

   Which of these was a real line delivered by Kate Fleming on Line of Duty this year?

   1. “Keep calm and carry on”

   2. “Stop making a tit of yourself and piss off”

   3. “Quit whining and get me a beer”

   4. "Prepare my bed, the queen needs a nap"

5. Which tinned beverage did Stath from Stath Lets Flats keep dropping this year?

   1. His beer

   2. His kombucha

   3. His energy drink

   4. His sipping vinegar

6. 

   Which of these is a real character in HBO’s series Watchmen?

   1. A man with a mirror for a face

   2. A woman with a rocket-launching hat

   3. A child with a metal six-pack

   4. A baby with a moustache

7. Why were fans of The Great British Bake Off upset this year?

   1. Paul Hollywood was seemingly drunk onscreen

   2. There was a double elimination

   3. One of the technical challenges was to make a sexually obscene trifle

   4. Sandi Toksvig farted the alphabet

8. Which of the following didn’t happen on Years and Years

   1. Nuclear bomb detonation

   2. Zombie rats

   3. Woman gets uploaded to the internet

   4. Darwinian death camps

9. 

   Which song accompanied Natasha Lyonne’s multiple resurrections in Russian Doll?

   1. Gotta Get Up by Harry Nilsson

   2. Feel Older Now by Flo and Eddie

   3. Who Let the Dogs Out by the Baha Men

   4. September Gurls by Big Star

10. Complete this song as heard on This Time With Alan Partridge: “You and I share a common language …”

    1. “For we use bus lanes to our own advantage”

    2. “Because we both own an adhesive bandage”

    3. “When you and I ate a sausage sandwich”

    4. "For you and I share the same bandwidth"

11. 

    What is the nickname given to Reese Witherspoon’s character on The Morning Show

    1. One Dick Wilson

    2. Two Fucks Jackson

    3. Three Farts Clarkson

    4. Four Penis Johnson

12. 

    Chernobyl was written by the screenwriter of which film?

    1. The Irishman

    2. Silence

    3. Argo

    4. The Hangover Part III

13. Which song interrupted the dramatic climax to Stranger Things this year?

    1. Take on Me by A-ha

    2. The NeverEnding Story by Limahl

    3. Holiday Rap by MC Miker G and DJ Sven

    4. Eternal Flame by The Bangles

Solutions

1:A, 2:C, 3:D, 4:B, 5:C, 6:A, 7:B, 8:B, 9:A, 10:C, 11:B, 12:D, 13:B

Scores

1. 13 and above.

   A perfect score! You even memorised Kendall’s rap on Succession, which may very well make you a serial killer, but well done nonetheless

2. 14 and above.

3. 10 and above.

   Wow! You’re a regular television expert. Of course, this knowledge is all meaningless and there is no prize, so the joke’s on you

4. 0 and above.

   Terrible. You probably don’t even own a television, a fact I’m sure you have been careful to tell people at every possible opportunity.

5. 5 and above.

   Middling. You watched some television this year, but still managed to do other things. How I envy you.