The Sun sets too soon on good old knees-up

Monkey snuck into last night's bash for the Sun's new TV mag, Buzz, at swanky London venue Il Bottaccio. Sun editor Dominic "diddy" Mohan made a speech, Joe McElderry did a turn, and La Roux was on the decks. There were lashings of celebrities – Vic Reeves, Louis Spence, Janice Dickinson, Carol Vorderman, Shane Warne, Alex Jones. And David Van Day. Monkey was just getting all impressed that in these credit-crunched times News International at least still has a bit of loose change to throw at a good old-fashioned medialand knees-up... when at 10pm the lights went up. And they ran out of goody bags.