Just in case any Sun readers needed convincing of its decision to turn against Gordon Brown – "Labour's lost it", said today's front page story – the paper included a giant poster-style pullout promising a "dossier of their failures" and the "Sun verdict on key issues". Monkey's not sure if you're supposed to stick it in your window, or put it in the attic in the hope it will one day be worth a huge amount of money. Statistics include defence spending, alcohol-related deaths, legal aid per person, the police budget, fatal stabbings, house prices, government borrowing, UK unemployment, child welfare... well, you get the picture. There was clearly no room to include the UK's atrocious record in the Eurovision Song Contest.
