The Premier League title race

Mark Kelly clearly believes in miracles Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'We were promised a three-legged race to the finish, but one team fell over,' reports Robert Schofield Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Who will win? Red or Blue? I've got that feeling of déjà vu again,' guffaws Gary Burnett Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Jonathan Round tracks down Rafa Benítez to some desolate woodland. 'Rafa can't help but feel he took a wrong turn in the title race ...' Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Meanwhile it's Rafa's stray hand that appears to have taken a wrong turn here. 'As everyone did favours for each other in the title race, it was only a matter of time before someone was made an offer they couldn't refuse,' honks Matt Kingscote Photograph: guardian.co.uk

From one cult TV series to another, as Natasha Powell predicts a dramatic final day shoot-out Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Having already missed out on the title by a single point in 1995 and 1998 and looking likely to suffer a similar fate again, you have to have a little sympathy for the devils.' Nathan Simpson shows us his sensitive side Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Sir Alex and Ancelotti go the whole 19 yards, courtesy of Rob Deacon Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Despite Mr Ancelotti's promise of change at the top, the bigoted old woman was unimpressed at what the Blues had to offer and was tired of foreigners coming into the country and stealing her trophies,' harrumphs Will Wilson Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Oliver Sparrow continues the political theme: 'As the title race reaches its dramatic finale, Carlo's Blues top the polls with Fergie's reigning Reds clinging on to their seats and Arsène's boys yet again dropping out of contention at the crucial stage' Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Abramovich commissions a work of art to help properly motivate Ancelotti. Let's hope he gets the message,' warns Bert Ayers rather sinisterly Photograph: guardian.co.uk

François Charron gets out his snails to depict the season's title crawl ... Photograph: guardian.co.uk

... before Al Balmer rounds off this week's efforts with more of the same Photograph: guardian.co.uk