'Wot oak tree?' A new classic from P Doherty and K Moss
Apparently, Pete Doherty and Kate Moss like to make videos of themselves - not in the classic One Night in Paris way, though. We learned yesterday that they enjoy filming themselves making up songs about oak trees, but according to an oh-so-reputable source this little ditty is just the tip of the iceberg. The pair of lovebirds apparently keep an extensive video diary, which a "source" says they think is very John-and-Yoko-esque. (As if referencing Sonny and Cher in the oak-tree video wasn't bad enough.)
Much as it pains us to admit it, clearly this video diary would have a big audience - after all, who doesn't like watching a car crash in extremely slow motion?
So what will happen in the next episode of Pete and Kate? Will they solve a crime in a sleepy Cotswolds village? Bust an international drug-smuggling ring (only for the contraband to mysteriously "disappear")? Form a gang of space pirates and take on the martians? Any suggestions gratefully received...